Dear
jun_yumemakura I don't know how to say this but Our relationship has ended. I think I discovered it When your hamster died In that gay wedding when you You stepped on My sister's boyfriend. I am sure you are Alcoholic enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I give you back The latest Jack Black CD, but I will keep Your picture as a memory. Also, I think it is important for you to know that I remember when I get drunk My addiction to gummy bears.
With pain in my ass,
bloodykisses89 I lol'd xD
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This game is about writing the following letter to the last person who commented on your journal.
Dear [Name of the last person who commented in your journal]
I don't know how to say this but____1___. I think I discovered it ___2___ ___3___ when you ___4___ ___5___. I am sure you are ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I give you back ___8___ , but I will keep ___9___ as a memory. Also, I think it is important for you to know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
[Your name here]
The numbers are changed for the things that appear in the list.
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1. What color is your shirt?
Blue - Our relationship has ended
Red - I'm gay/lesbian
White - I'll enter a nunnery
Black - I don't love you anymore
Green - My mom doesn't want me to go out with you anymore
Grey - You are a pervert
Yellow - I'm becoming a prostitute
Pink - Your feet smell
Brown - The mafia is looking for you
No shirt - You're a loser
Striped - I like your brother/sister
Other - You're not my type
2. What is your birth month?
January - Esa noche
February - Last year
March - When we found the goblin
April - When I got an oversode with the mushroom pizza
May - That February 31st
June - When we found the cross eyed cow
July - When you proposed me to have sadomasochistic sex
August - When the migra caught you
September - That fateful day
October - Past christmas
November - When your hamster died
December - When we were watching that porn tape
3. Favorite food?
Tacos - In your room
Pizza - In that gay wedding
Pasta - In the Guatemala border
Hamburger - Under the bus
Salad - While you were eating enchiladas
Chicken - Inside your closet
Mole - In Hephaistion's house
Sushi - While we escaped from the fangirls
Sandwiches - In a pagan ceremony
Lasagna - In the madhouse
Hot dog - Completely intoxicated
None of the above - Visiting your cousin in prison
4. What color are your socks?
Yellow - You punched
Red- You insulted
Black - You ignored
Blue - You sold pot to
Purple - You shaved
White - You stole
Grey - You filmed a porno tape of
Brown - You sang happy birthday to
Orange - You castrated
Pink - You turned Jared gay
With stripes - You kidnapped
With polka-dots - You puked on
No socks - You danced the pogo dance with
Other - You stepped on
5. Color of your undies?
Black - My BFF
White - My mom
Grey - George Bush
Brown - A mob boss
Purple - My emo cousin
Red - My dog
Blue - My sister's boyfriend
Yellow - My internet boyfriend
Orange - My cat
Pink - Rosie O'Donnell
None - My inflatable doll
Other - Sarah Silverman
6. Favorite TV show?
Scrubs - Immature
O.C. - EMOtional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Freak
Lost - Tall
House - Alcoholic
Simpsons - Cynical
The news - Retarded
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Old
Top Model - Fat
None of those - Midget
7. Your mood?
Happy - How hard it is for me
Sad - That your feet smell
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That I can't translate tests
Depressed - That we are blood brothers
Excited - That all you need is... suicide
Nervous - That you're a fucking emo
Worried - That it's time for you to accept you're gay
Apathetic - That I had a sex change
Ashamed - That I'm alergic to your turtle
Other - That your haircut looks horrible
8. What color are your bedroom walls?
White - The ring you gave me
Yellow - Your love letter
Red - Your Alexander cosplay
Black - The restraining order you got against me
Blue - The latest Jack Black CD
Green - The pictures of our trip to Peru
Orange - Your fake teeth
Brow - Your colorful wig
Grey - Your Blue Demon mask
Purple - Your Shane Dawson t-shirt
Pink - Your black thong
Other - The porn pictures you took of me without asking
9. What's your name's first letter?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - Your Alexander cosplay
E/F - Your sister's head
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your HIV test
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your collection of Star Wars figures
S/T - The dildo you gave me
U/V - Your baseball cards
W/X - Your report card
Y/Z - Your psychiatrist's phone number
10. The last letter of your surname?
A/B - I will always remember
C/D - I will never forget
E/F - It scares me
G/H - My mom won't let me tell people that
I/J - I will tell the police about
K/L - I will tell my mom about
M/N - I will be on national TV talking about
O/P - I will tell my therapist about
Q/R - I get nausea when I think about
S/T - I remember when I get drunk
U/V - I will always try to forget
W/X - I'm better off without
Y/Z - I never liked
11. Favorite drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - old age
Soft drink - The Blair Witch
Soda - Milking a cow
Milk - The abandoned building
Wine - The magical mushrooms
Cider - The mouse fetish
Juice - The Conan O'Brien show
Mineral water - My trauma with brussels sprouts
Hot chocolate - My addiction to gummy bears
Whisky - My hate for emos
Other - Watching the gossip show
12. Where would you like to go on holiday?
Thailand - Love
USA - Sincerely
England - With pain in my ass
Spain - I hope you wake from the coma
China - Throw yourself on a well
Germany - With lots of hate
Japan - Rot in hell
Greece - Your unfriendly neighborhood
Australia - With greetings from the goblin of the magical pot
Egypt - Go fuck yourself
France - Hoping that a transvestite rapes you
Other - Regards to your weird family